review: aneros peridise

hi all,

battery here again. my schedule got a bit busy, but i managed to find the time to try out this new toy from babeland and, boy, am i ever happy that i did.  i actually tried it twice, just to make sure i could do it justice.

the first time i tried it, i didn’t have much time (in a hotel room at a conference when my roommate came back… didn’t seem appropriate to be moaning in the bathroom), so i tried it at home, again in the shower. the toy in question is the ‘peridise: unisex anal pc toy’ by aneros, makers of fine anal toys. let’s go from the outside-in.

the package:

i am a fan of the colour scheme of the package, which is red, black, and white. simple and classy, the font (century gothic) reflects the simple, smooth shape and texture of the toy itself. point for that. i’d have to say, though, that i’m not a big fan of the conventional plastic clamshell package the peridise comes in. i have seen more innovative, and more sustainable, ways to package toys. it’s not a huge issue, but one to be considered by manufacturers and consumers alike.

the toy:

soft and smooth, i ran the toy through my fingers a few times to get a feel for it. i have to admit that i didn’t really see the appeal of the toy when i first saw it. i head heard that it was a fucking amazing creation, but i was confused by its size. the toy comes in a set of two, one bigger and one smaller, and there are two sets available: beginner and advanced. i got the beginner set, given that i haven’t tried it before. the strange thing is that the “beginner” size is bigger than the “advanced.” given that i’m a bit of a size queen and have had my fair share of anal action, i was highly skeptical.

and then i tried it.

going in:

the instructions are to slowly insert the head of the toy into your bum. once the head is in, you are to use your anal muscles to bring in the rest of it. then, using a combination of pressure, positioning, and muscle contraction, your are supposed to experience bliss.

never having been one to follow instructions or to proceed with caution, i pushed it all the way in. maybe it’s because i’m busy, but i just don’t have the time to take an hour and a half to build up my orgasm – i’m on the go and expect my climaxes to keep up with me.

this toy kept up. in fact, there were times when it was driving.

within minutes, i was the loosest i’ve been since that dp 3-some. [thanks, i really wanted to picture you like that, my life is complete – big] my ass was in a happy, happy place – and it wanted more.

the curves and über-smooth texture hit just the right places and the little handle at the end makes it perfect for maneuvering it to press against my prostate. pushing it in and pulling it out, to the front, back, and sides, just at my sphincter and all the way in – i tried it all. when i combined it with the aforementioned contractions of various parts of my pelvic floor and anal canal muscles, these feelings just intensified.

also an interesting sensation: “pushing out” instead of “pulling in” – definitely worth a try. i got lost in the movement. i got lost in the sensation. i am happy that hot water is included in my rent – this turned into one long-ass shower.

thinking that i had pretty well tried everything, i figured it was time to push myself over the edge. i had read some pretty spectacular comments about the peridise’s effect on orgasms, so i wanted to see for myself if it were true. for the record, i’m usually pretty good at getting myself off, especially if i take a little while to do it and do more than just jack off. while coming to completion, i had a random thought – what about if i spin the toy around while it was inside me?

oh.my.god.

the sensation was so intense that i fell over; and i had been kneeling. this toy gets a full 10/10 because it is so beautifully deceiving. in this case, very good things come in small packages. i like that it aims to work out your anal muscles (something that improves orgasms and erection longevity), and i like that even i, whose motto is often ‘the bigger, the better,’ had such a wonderful experience with something so small.

this toy is great for anal beginners and experts alike. i’d suggest giving yourself several hours to really get into it and to try out the hands-free approach and to experiment with combinations of, as the box says, pressure, depth, and position, but also, as i so gratefully learned, spinning. all in all, one of the best toys i’ve tried.

if you give it a chance, the peridise will take you to paradise.